#344 Cancelled Christmas Card

Inject some cheeky humor into the holidays with the Cancelled Christmas Card from Close to the Bone—a bold, witty novelty card that gets the room laughing before the presents are opened. This isn’t a bland seasonal greeting; it’s a playful nudge to embrace the messy, merry side of Christmas with friends who appreciate a sharp quip.

Front and message details you’ll love:

• Unapologetically humorous front – the bold line reads: “Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa that you have been 'good' this year … he died laughing.” Exactly as printed for maximum comedic impact.
• Premium UK-made presentation – printed on heavyweight 350 gsm white card that delivers a satisfying tactile feel and substantial presence in a retail display.
• Ideal size for gifting and mailing – folded from A4 to A5, final size approximately 148 × 210 mm, a convenient, conventional greeting card format that fits standard envelopes and mailings.
• Blank interior for your stamp of personality – the inside is blank, giving you room to tailor the joke with a personal message or a custom note.
• Complete ready-to-display package – comes with a blank white 120 gsm envelope, perfect for gifting or ready-to-sell in-store display.
• Solid production, retailer-friendly – card stock, envelope, and finish are designed for everyday retail use, making it suitable for gift shops and wholesale catalogs.
• Catalogue and origin – part of Close to the Bone’s Christmas range (catalogue number #344), proudly made in the United Kingdom and distributed through brand channels and wholesale marketplaces (including Faire).
• Practical details at a glance – approximate weight 31.75 g; 350 gsm white card stock; 120 gsm envelope; UK-made; A4-to-A5 fold; perfect for UK retailers stocking a quirky, memorable holiday line.

Who should consider this card? Gift shop buyers seeking a standout gag card for Christmas displays, retailers looking to diversify a UK-made greetings range, or individuals shopping for a friend who loves a smart, satirical twist on holiday cheer. It’s a crowd-pleaser for those who want a humorous nod to the chaos of the season without sacrificing quality or a polished presentation.

Why this card stands apart: it pairs a genuinely funny, instantly shareable message with robust, retail-ready materials and a distinct UK-made identity. The exact front text adds a preserved, authentic feel that collectors and fans of novelty cards will recognize, while the blank interior invites a personal touch. For stores and wholesalers, it’s a reliable, eye-catching addition to a festive assortment—easy to display, easy to sell, and easy to gift with confidence.